Good thing for me stupid mustaches are in again. Not every guy can order from a French restaurant menu in flawless, impeccable Polish. But that’s when I close the deal with my fascinating conversation and irresistible personality, proving to them that I’m still that slim Lothario on the inside. Sure, the ladies might be repelled for a minute when they see I’ve added a few pounds, and lost some hair, and then added a bunch more pounds. The USB connection and automatic exposure control and color balance make it easy to conjure up the hi-res ghosts of my romantic past. Like an amorous time machine, the Hammacher Schlemmer Digital Film & Slide Converter will restore my lost youth and vitality for the benefit of the female population of the greater quin-state area. I could never get away with wearing shorts that short today – but boy, did I rock them hard in the Carter years. Why not show the chicks myself at my best, you know? These old slides capture the dashing, Selleckesque, Brolinian free spirit I was from approximately 1975 to 1982. ![]() My current Internet-dating photo isn’t exactly driving the ladies wild. Want more great deals? Sign up for our Daily Digest emails! Slideshow Freak ![]() The Woot-Off is dead, but these deals live on!
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